Ryan's AC Adventure - Day 07 - Damn Nook

Good day in a lot of ways. Pretty stupid in others.

I caught a freaking ceolocanth (sp?). Very awesome; the fish is huge. I ended up donating him to the museum, but I know that they are worth 15,000 Bells and I was so damn tempted to sell it. They are really rare though, and I can make that kind of money without too much trouble really. By the way, you can only catch one of these in the ocean when it is raining. I got really lucky. I like when it rains, because that means something else besides these huge fish..

It means GYROIDS! Like Sara so disgustingly put it, gyroids are little penis/mailbox shaped cylinders that make neato noises. They do not do anything else I guess... wiggle... ding... shit like that. I love them.

Found and got some fossils today.. I fished a lot this day. Fished a lot. But you know what. I could not sell them. You know why? Nook is remodeling again! Still this is good and bad. I can't sell anything today, but soon I will be able to get many more items that I think are fun!

Another thing... I planted a shovel in a shining hole in the ground. It sprouted a gold sapling which is maturing into a larger golden tree. Eventually when it is full-grown, it will drop me a golden shovel that randomly digs up 100 Bells. Sounds stupid to me, but like a raccoon, I am drawn to shiny objects. Even if they hurt me sometimes.

In closing, no one cares about Nature Day because it is stupid. As soon as I start getting presents and/or candy on a Nature Day, then I do not care. Nature is stupid anyway. Furniture is the way of the future.